I don’t know what he ate but his inability to digest it could kill us. You could swim in this smell. Carve holes in it. You could sew it into a coat and wear it to attract lobbyists. I think it’s tinting the upholstery. It’s that bad. If you don’t hear from me within three days, suspect the worst.
copyright 2010 Dia Osborn
Attract lobbyists? That’s BAAD.
I couldn’t resist…the metaphor just wouldn’t leave me alone. 🙂
reminds me of the french film A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT
a character always says
“doggie farts…lighten my heart!”
and with that I wish you a happy halloween
Oh John…I just watched the trailer and it’s stunning. Music, cinematography, theme, everything! One more for the list. You’re my source for great French films! Thanks.
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