Meet Hashbrown and E. Benedict.
These are the newest additions to the family of Foxed In and, believe it or not, both their little lives have already been touched by tragedy. Little Hashbrown, pictured on the left, was recently purchased from a well-known chain of pet stores along with poor little Nacho who is not pictured because he died suddenly and horribly a scant three days later. I’ll let you go over to Foxed In yourself for a hint of the sad, bad news about pet mill horror that exists in the retail world.
But in the meantime, being left with a bewildered and lonely little piglet (guinea pigs are evidently “super social animals and pretty much need to be in pairs”) Foxed In then located E. Benedict, pictured on the right, with the help of an absolutely fabulous (wait for it, wait for it…) guinea pig rescue/adoption group that the vet who did the (wait for it, wait for it…) autopsy on Nacho recommended. Seriously. Foxed In requested an autopsy.
I find that sort of humbling actually. Evidently, this is a woman who doesn’t discount life simply for the sake of size. Perhaps something for us all to consider.
On a humorous little side note, Foxed In calls E. Benedict a “walking toupee.”
I think I can see it.
On another topic, I began my hospice work as a volunteer but quickly realized that it was the nurse’s aids who got to spend the most time with patients. (i.e. my own ulterior motive.) I therefore dutifully trotted down to the university and enrolled in a class to get my certification and become a C.N.A.
The evening classes were held at the old Idaho State Penitentiary, which is now shut down and maintained as an historical monument. I took a tour of the place once, which was pretty fascinating in a horrible kind of way, but I noticed that it entirely ignored the history of the women prisoners who were also once incarcerated there.
The Idaho women’s prison is a small building constructed outside the walls of the men’s prison and, while it’s not a part of the formal tour, there is an exhibit in the main hall explaining some of the criminal history of Idaho’s gentler sex.
Strolling around the room I was initially surprised to learn just how many women were locked up for killing their husbands. (For those interested, poison was the method of choice by a clear majority.) But it all started to make more sense as I read about some of the laws governing women back in the late 1800’s/early 1900’s.
To varying extents depending on the decade, women were not allowed to own property and had no legal right to either their children or any wages they might earn. Everything they “owned” legally belonged to their husbands. This complicated the divorce option for a woman whose husband chose to contest it. If she wanted to leave the marriage he could keep everything she owned as well as prevent her from seeing her own children, not to mention confiscate her wages until the divorce was finalized, making savings impossible. So unless a woman had a family or friends to turn to, the likeliest outcome was that she would wind up on the street, probably forced into prostitution.
Evidently, this law was not as binding for women from the upper class who retained some property rights under specific circumstances. But for women from the middle and lower classes, the law in effect made them the property of their husbands with rights equivalent to…say…a chest of drawers..
Add to this the law commonly known as the “rule of thumb”…which defined the acceptable size of a stick that a man could legally use to beat his wife and children with as being no bigger than his thumb…and perhaps these guilty women might be forgiven for believing that murder was their only alternative.
Clearly, the underlying purpose of these laws was to bind a woman to her husband in a way that would establish his dominance and prevent her from leaving him. (It might be wise for other men with this agenda to note that the plan backfired significantly in some cases.)
I wonder what happened to all the other Idaho women trapped in the kind of abusive marriages that laws like these actually helped to create? How many others wound up poisoning their husbands and getting away with it? How many decided instead to escape with nothing, only to wind up in prostitution or starving or dead? And how many simply gave up and stayed in the marriage, dying a slower, black and blue kind of stick-death?
I look at what the Idaho legislature is doing these days where its laws governing women are concerned, and I can’t help but notice a similarity between today’s governing mindset and the one at work during this earlier, abysmal period of our state history. Yesterday’s elected officials were finally forced to abandon their sticks only to have today’s politicians embracing some of the stick’s newer, high-tech equivalents like ultrasound machines and health care exclusions. Laws concerning almost every aspect of a woman’s reproductive capacity are multiplying at an alarming rate (it’s amazing how obsessed our predominantly male legislature is with the subject.)…
(24 hours later…)
Blah, blah, blah. Believe it or not I wasted three precious hours of my life yesterday on a following rant about Idaho politics. It was such useless kvetching that finally even I couldn’t stand it anymore.
How do you spell d-e-l-e-t-e?
Let me just finish by saying this. Women? Respect yourself, remember how much less we once had and, if all else fails, poison the fucker. (Kidding!!@#!!!) Call your elected representatives and picket Congress for a century. That’s what our foremothers did and they got us property rights and freedom from sticks. Let’s learn by example and not drop the torch.
A brief tribute for two women to whom we owe much: Elizabeth Cady-Stanton and Susan B. Anthony
(Photo credit of American Memory)
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
So. Rather than ranting about politics, I’d rather spend my last paragraph observing that the above-mentioned guinea pig rescue/adoption people believe in the dignity and beauty of life so much that they’re willing to fight for it even in the most ridiculous of little pet-creatures. And that gives me more hope than just about anything.
I think one of these kind of people is worth a thousand…no…a million politicians.
copyright 2012 Dia Osborn